Welcome aboard HMS-this-is-a-boat, where ghosts don't exist and the only thing to focus on is the annual Lovely Lady Legs competition that'll be happening this Saturday. 
Oh no, what's that? Someone keeps going number two in the pool? It's giving everyone red eye? Oh god, now their skin is falling off? But what about the Lovely Lady Legs competition? Whatever will we do...

In collaboration with:

Louisiana

&

Splutter Theatre